Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her “Edward”. I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her “Twilight” book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML
HAHA! TWILIGHT MAKE PPL CRAZY
A kid in my class would skip to go get high while we had lunch.
One day he left his stuff in the classroom so I picked it up and completed his notes. He never skipped class again.
Yesterday at graduation his mom said “I don’t know what you did, but we thank you”.
Knowing the little things matter GMH